In Colorado There’s A Kid

In Colorado there’s a kid

    By birth a boy believes that he

A female has inside him hid

    And that in fact he is a she.

Wearing what little women wear

    Demanding only girls for play

Letting his blondish wispy hair

    Grow long in an unmanly way.

While everyone was ready to

    Accommodate this little boy

And did whatever was to do

    For Cory calling Cory, Coy,

Uncertain where it was to end

    They went along to get along

In unfamiliar ways to wend

    Until things started going wrong,

For when she said she had to go

    The girls’ room was the only place.

The school said absolutely “no!”

    So someone made a Federal case;

For activists had made the claim

    That Coy was made to suffer now

By having to make in the same

    Place boys were making—anyhow

That was the gist of it, and that

    Her civil rights were trampled on

Because the place where Coy was at

    Was not where Cory would have gone;

    

So as the court decreed the school

    Was in the wrong the case was won

By those who’d use a claim to rule

    And ride roughshod o’er everyone.