As Women Walk About Like Men

As Women Walk About Like Men

As women walk about like men,

And men like women, why do I

Wish it would only be as when

A girl was different from a guy?

Who understood the very fact

Of putting on a skirt or pants

Would alter how the sexes act

With one another in advance?

It’s not so easy to make plain

The difference a fad can make,

For riding on the subway train

You have to do a double-take

Because a man or woman there

Makes it so hard to figure out

By whatever they have to wear

Exactly what sex they’re about.