Now That I've Heard Ann Coulter Say

Now That I’ve Heard Ann Coulter Say

Now that I’ve heard Ann Coulter say

That Christians are perfected Jews

Thank you, Ann Coulter, for the way

You tell us about your Good News

(I mean the Gospels, that’s a pun)

In case you may’ve missed it, Anne,

For “finishing what Jews have done”

Assumes you know what they began.

The Torah, we were handed down

From Sinai has some laws we keep

On which you, as a Christian, frown

By making law-keeping look cheap.

You say you’ve got the fast-track to

Your God in Heaven by his son,

Somehow or other’s born the Jew,

I question God had ever done,

Behind some Jewish husband’s back

(Does God with Jewish women toy)

To place you on your Christian track

By getting maidens big with boy?

You talk as though the Jews were for

Your gossip to inseminate

Some Jewish maiden who then bore

Her son who’s illegitimate.

Now that beats all, it seems to me,

And it won’t get you very far

’Cause through all your theology

A mitzvah hasn’t bas or bar

Who’d through belief alone achieve

Perfection that’s denied the Jews,

Whilst if Anne Coulter that believes

She’s dated as the Times or News.