Most People To The Doctor's Go

Most People To The Doctor’s Go

Most people to the doctor’s go

In feeling not completely well:

If blood pressure’s a little low

Or if they had a fainting spell;

Or hypertension that’s at high,

Contracted fever, say, or cold,

Or they’ve a stye in either eye,

Or maybe they are feeling old. 

But as for me when I feel fine

The reason that I’d go is that,

By nothing other than design

A nurse is where a doctor’s at.

Since it is her I’d want to see

As, of myself, I’m taking care

If in the best of health I’d be:

I’ll go to him for she is there.

I’d rather interest the nurse

In being I am like most men,

For either better or for worse

Wherever she is: I’d be then.

& if she checks me on the scale,

A pound or two that I’d put on,

Some diet might instead avail,

In order, for them, to be gone. 

And by the doctor’s that is why 

The nurse is who I want to see, 

So I would hope when I stop by

She’s to be there because of me. 

And if perhaps she only knew

The doctor’s only for her sake

I wonder what’s a nurse to do

To take a patient as her make?